
<< I'm with the bird
From Alfred at Christmas, one of 296 sayings written by John Sarris over thirty years.
From Alfred’s journal
Switch brought a friend to the oak this morning, a gray thing he called Pernell who would not say a word for an hour. I asked twice what he thought of the weather and got nothing but a tail. Then a jay came through and wanted to know who the stranger was and whose tree this was supposed to be, and Pernell said, I'm with the bird, and that was the end of the jay. I used to think silence in company meant a lack of opinion; I spent years filling other creatures' pauses for them. He had an opinion the whole time and was waiting for something worth spending it on. Switch says he is like that at home too, which Switch finds restful and I find a little alarming, since I never know whose side anyone is on until the jay shows up.


He reads what you tell him and writes a page of his journal back, with a few of these chosen for you. It costs nothing and asks for nothing.
Have it on something
More like it
- Of course reindeer can fly. A bird taught them.
- Forget reindeer and give me a flock of geese crossing a silver moon.
- I have a flight plan, but no fight plan. It's a bird thing.
- It's Christmas. You bring the cookies. I'll bring the songs.
- Feed your flock. Leave a fruitcake in the backyard.
- I'd jingle all the way if I could carry the bells and fly.



